Not to stir up some controversy, but as far as ‘American Standard’ goes, this logo from the back of my toilet looks unusually similar to this one?

We are in no way implying that the President of these United States is running things like a toilet, I’ve just noticed this unusual coincidence and decided to have it documented.  Maybe his graphic designer should have done his thinking somewhere else!

On a more personal note, i was trying to avoid taking a camera into the bathroom but was unable to find this log anywhere on the internet.  Perhaps there is just a little too much anti-obama sentiment trailing into and out of my office building?

Will the conspiracies ever end!?

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Hope you like it:

Like an old school pop up book, this party animal gets to relive his night over and over again!

NOTE: the photograph has the following phrase written on the back – ‘Hola abuelita, te quiero mucho’ – so in short, some poor grandmother out there has lost the image of her grandson in the gutter in front of my house, and i did this to it…i should feel terrible?

This week we bring you a mummratradio episode that clocks in just under three hours, and it is dedicated to our friend Eric, and all of our other friends out there who have made our lives what they are today.

Now that all the sappy B.S. is out of the way, we have a very special episode this week that includes some classic radio clips from a show we did in college called ‘Radio Anarchy’. A blast from the past that i have enjoyed digitizing, and you may enjoy listening. A peak into the beginnings of the madness you listen to here each and every week! We’ve got a couple new segments that we dug up, and we plow through topics like crazy this episode! Plenty of the classic arguments you so dearly love to hear, and light on the sexist remarks which is always a plus!

We successfully upset our neighbors again for the third straight night, all in the name of internet radio…so we hope you appreciate it, and let us know what you think by leaving a comment, or sending us an email at mummratradio@gmail.com.

Thanks!
AB

Soul Shattering Clip Of The Week:

agreed, this is not necessarily soul shattering, and in fact we think it’s really pretty rad…but slightly disturbing…extremely slightly disturbing

Men generally are the ones considered “creeper” in bars and social situations.  That fits into the outmoded gender roles we have in this society, but it does not necessarily carry over into the online realm. Things are more equal in cyberspace and with that has come the evolution of the female creeper.

She lurks from dark chat rooms, she has a tendency to say whatever she wants online, she is super forthcoming and not very chaste.  She creeps me/men out.

First warning sign; Movies.  If a woman has put The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth or the Princess Bride she may be a creeper.  Now to be honest in my entire life I have never dated/slept with someone who has not seen and loved all three of these movies, so maybe that is why I hate seeing them in profiles so much, but I really think it has more to do with a twenty-something year old person still holding onto a movie for children and sweetly retarded people.  I liked He-man and the masters of the Universe when I was 8, but then I grew the fuck up.  I found other movies that suited my adult life and I haven’t seen Dolph Lundgren in a movie since A&E played all the Rocky movies on a saturday when I was in college.  You are even more likely a femcreeper if not only do you list these movies, but own them and some sort of memorabilia from them, like a poster or, and I just heard a report about this Dark Crystal handbag with like stuffed dear eyes on it.  Be worried if you just read about that handbag and thought “where did she get that”.  There are mitigating circumstances however.  If you like Labyrinth because you a huge fan of David Bowie’s music and have heard the album Alladin Sane you get a pass.  If you like the Princess Bride because it has Andre the Giant in it you get a pass. There is no mitigating factor for the Dark Crystal, sorry.

You may be a female creeper if you mention the same thing 9 times in your profile.  For example one girl on OkCupid calls herself Marijuana-Becky or something.  At this point I figure that she likes to smoke pot, but if there was any uncertainty that cleared up in her self-summarry which said “I’m Becky and like to smoke weed.  I enjoy a 40 and a blunt.  I love getting high.”  It is creepy to define yourself by your habbit, but even creepier to talk about it three times in the first three lines about yourself.  I imagine an IM conversation would go something like this

bradlikesunity – hey

Marijuana Becky – hey yo, I’m getting high right now

bradlikesunity – oh, that’s cool, I like to smoke on occasion

Marijuana Becky – I like to smoke weed when I am awake.  40’s and Blunts!

bradlikesunity – Oh, that kind of funny.  How was your weekend

Marijuana Becky – Don’t remember, I was totally high, 40’s and Blunts!

bradmidwest – Yeah I get that, I saw a great movie

Marijuana Becky – Movie.  Im watching Half Baked right now and reciting every line to it

bradlikesunity – ?

Marijuana Becky – 40’s and Blunts!

You see folks, you need several personality traits for me to consider you a person.  Now Marijuana Becky is not terribly attractive or skinny, but she could be a nice person if only she had found several things she likes instead of one.  Also she said in her summary that once you get passed all the getting high she is really a shy person inside.  Bullshit.

You are a femcreeper if you describe yourself as shy but have a public profile.  Why do people, not just women, think that attributing a negative trait to themselves, especially shy, is a good thing.  First off you put your face and information on a website, so it is really unlikely that you are shy.  Secondly if you really are shy that sucks.  People like to talk and eat and have fun.  A date with a shy girl usually is a pretty terrible event.

bradlikesunity – Hey did you like the movie

shygal999 – (says nothing, looks at the floor)

bradlikesunity – Hey did you like the food

shygal999 – (giggles uncomfortably then stares at her dinner plate)

bradlikesunity – Um, what are you up to this weekend?

shygal999 – soup

bradlikesunity leaves restaurant

shygal999 – don’t go . . .

See, not a terribly good first impression.  Men like women who talk in full sentences and have ideas.  Shyness is not attractive, it is fucking creepy.  Low self esteem is a creepy thing to carry around and it does not wear well.  Pretending to be shy and have low self esteem shows so many more deep psychological problems that I cant even get into it right now.

Finally you are a fem creeper if you wrote this as the start of your summary. This is completely real folks, hold on.

If I laid my dick out on a key board it would go from A to Z.
Women are stupid and I don’t respect them, I just have sex with them.
I can’t have sex with your personality and I can’t put my penis in your college degree and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all of this information with me?

An 18 year old woman wrote this and then checked out my profile.  It was creepy.  Over promiscuity is creepy, and so is being bat-shit insane at such a young age.

Don’t be a creeper and don’t write shit like this as well

My name is ….. and I am a crazy red headed stoner chick who is always down for a 40 and a blunt. I always try to keep laughing and be in a good mood. I love to party and smoke the reefer.

Thanks

-authors note, all italicized items are from OKCupid profile summaries.  The name of Marijuana Becky has been changed to keep her from other people and vice versa.  Yes that is Marijuana Becky at the top of the post

In true downinthewell fashion i waited till the last available moment to produce my audition video and submit it…and the combination of spotty internet access and cbs.com site overload…my video was submitted past the deadline. So, it’s pointless for winning millions on television adventure shows…but it’s still sixty seconds of internet gold that i was able to throw together in a half-hazard fashion..and it would be a total shame if it were to go unseen…so here it is..the moment you’ve all been waiting for…a failed survivor audition attempt:

So if you like it…or just hate CBS…send them nasty emails or letters telling them to suck it…and to put me on survivor!!!

But there’s always booze!  And after taking a tip from the internet, we remove the nemesis that keeps us from our go-juice.

Make sure to check out mummratradio episodes 1-17…and stay tuned…i think we’re motivated again!

Another week has gone by and another episode has been put straight into the can, and by ‘can’ you can be guaranteed that I’m talking about the internet.  This week we get re-acquainted with one of our teenage love affairs Britney Spears and some more of her gang of roving celebutantes, get real racist along with John Mayer and some CTA bus riders, discuss our nuclear strategies, rescue some bats, and get real into science fair projects.

We’ve included some video supplements to this episode so you can have some visual reference to go along with the audio.  Our Mummrat ‘Coming of age’ theory is in full effect and you will definitely notice some changes in the next few weeks…we may be getting more awkward, and might begin having special feelings deep inside..but don’t worry, that’s all completely natural.

So leave us some feedback in the comments section, or shoot us an email: mummratradio@gmail.com or downinthewell@gmail.com.  Put us on a mailing list at least…or write us on the wall of your local watering hole.  Believe us, we won’t mind the free advertising.  If anyone wants to be on the show, or make a phone call in – hit us up and we’ll let you know how!  Know someone funny and think they’re not only smarter than us but better broadcasters too?  Send ‘em in!!!

Enjoy kiddos!

AB

SUPPLEMENTARY VIDEO CONTENT!

SOUL SHATTERING CLIP OF THE WEEK!

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2. 5 4 6

3. shrug

4. the cats pajamas

5. celebrities only

6. rock it like a girl scout

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Welcome back to our show!  Come celebrate our sweet sixteen with our guest Hosia Oliver LIVE in the studio!  That’s right mummrateers, we’ve gotten our act together for the fourth straight week and don’t plan on stopping any time soon as we bring you two hours of grand slam talkatainment.  We have a great episode this week where we get down and dirty about plenty of things including the Toyota recall controversy, legal male gigolos in Las Vegas, some crazy animatronics talk, bikini everything, and our good friend Sarah Palin pokes her head back around at the end of the show.   This is definitely NOT the mummrat to miss, in fact, this is one to make sure you don’t miss.  And if we’ve told you to tell a friend before, this is probably the one you might want to tell them about….seriously.

So sit back and enjoy,  please leave a comment below if you like/hate what you hear.  We’ve got thick skin, we can handle it.  Or if you prefer, send us an email for anything you’d like [questions, comments, concerns] to mummratradio@downinthewell.com.

if you’d like to check out Hosia’s show, click HERE

Stick around, things have just started to get fun!

Peace!

AB

EXTRAS:

Soul Shattering Clip Of The Week:

Hey there Mummrateers!  We are back this week with another episode jam packed with words!  A rousing two and a half hours worth of all sorts of crazy.  We discuss the effects the groundhog had on our show, defend the honor of the small breasted working woman in Australia, accuse an innocent [after looking into this...we find it to be much more gruesome...and we may change our minds about this case] man of locking people into some sort of strange sweat lodge, get another phone call at the very end of the show, and some other sweet stuff that we were totally prepared for.

If you guys like/don’t like what you hear, go ahead and let us know via the comment section below – or email us at mummratradio@gmail.com.  We’d love to hear what you have to say, and who knows, we might put you on the show!  It’ll at least give us something to talk about in case the world stops spinning!

Listen, download, tell your friends.  You’ll grow with us, trust me!

See you next week!

AB